cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

Cunticus

The King of Cunts.
Term used in reference to an Operations manager for a large oil company working offshore Ghana.

The decision has been made, Cunticus has spoken.
Cunticus is the ruler of the realm of the cunts.

Cunticus by fdddededde August 20, 2017

Cuntinue 

To keep coming back for the same pussy because it's so damn good.

She is so great in bed, he decided to cuntinue seeing her.

Cuntinue by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Cuntivore 

An individual so singularly dedicated to pussy ingestion that pussy becomes the main component of said individuals diet...

That Martin is such a cuntivore, last time he sneezed a tampon was blasted from his left nostril travelling almost 40 yards at speeds approaching 74 mph..

Cuntivore by Clem February 12, 2005

Cuntitude 

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

Cuntitude by senseofnon December 23, 2010

cuntsure 

an adjective that describes a woman who is too confident in her opinions and all too quick to share them. Feminine of cocksure.

Person1: Why does Laurelle always rudely and wrongly interject when I am speaking? She almost never understands what I am saying. Does she hate me?

Person2: No. That's just the way she is, she's cuntsure.

cuntsure by Colomba September 12, 2012

Cuntitude 

The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.

Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.

Cuntitude by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011