cunticity 

The defining state of being a cunt- as in "how big?"...

Cunticity can be defined by common or esoteric measurement. Most commonly involves black holes, lengths of rope and "two by four" pieces of lumber, used for temporary shoring...

cunticity by Mr. Gas October 31, 2009

cunticiosity 

The quality or state of being an absolute cunt

Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy's parking job. What the fuck."
Person 2: "That had to have been on purpose. There's no way someone can be that oblivious to his own cunticiosity"

cunticiosity by TwinkieBaby June 19, 2013

cuntosityitudeness

The act of being a massive cunt.

That guy is so full of himself, his levels of cuntosityitudeness are through the roof.

cuntosityitudeness by The Almighty LeeLee November 19, 2016

cuntacity 

cunt·ac·i·ty (kunt’·as·i·tē), n. 1. extreme bitchiness or cuntlike mean-spiritedness, especially with selfishly arrogant disregard for the emotional or physical safety of others, conventional thought, or other established societal restrictions. 2. actual or potential ability to behave in a bitchy or cuntlike fashion.

1. Her foul-mouthed cuntacity and poor treatment of (insert spouse’s name) shocked even the people barely able tolerate her under normal circumstances. 2. She displays the astounding cuntacity of a rabid premenstrual wolverine.

cuntacity by Waylon Dowd February 10, 2017

Cunticator

A social device employed by some drivers, which excludes the need for them to use their indicators. Most commonly, this device takes the form of a BMW or Audi manufacturers badge.

'Hey! That guy didn't indicate!!'
'It's ok Man, he has a cunticator.'

Cunticator by Orson_Kart May 22, 2016

cuntivitis 

A cuntually transmitted disease symptomed by the the uncontrollable urge to behave like a cunt in public.

"Jon is behaving like a cunt. Did he catch cuntivitis?"

cuntivitis by TheWrongun May 8, 2006

cutility 

A portmanteau of the words "cute" and "utility" that refers to the quantifiable adorableness of any given object, and that said adorableness' usefulness in eliciting response/curing cancer.

Tessa: Hey Adam, look at those four pug puppies fighting over that box of Peeps!

Adam: My goodness Tessa, I have never seen a spectacle with such high cutility in my life.

cutility by Adam Protextor April 5, 2008