glove cuntpartment

a hinged storage area in a car, less prevalent since the advent of passenger airbags.

Hey Phil, could you please get the radar detector and FDs out of the glovecunt!

glove cuntpartment by andy1 May 30, 2005

Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.

Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.

Cuntartica by Lianachan March 5, 2004

cuntdate 

update from a cunty person.

exasperated, Larry hung up the phone and groaned. his roommate, Karl, asked him what was wrong. "what's up bro?"

"Ugh, I just got a cuntdate from Cindy. she's been fucking Barry so we broke up."

cuntdate by Uncle Joosie August 31, 2018

cuntwart 

Use this term to really piss someone off. Cunt warts are particularly repulsive. They fill up with puss and then when you get that feeling when you cant resist, burst it, BUT, make sure you are standing near a mirror so the puss launches itself at it. mmmmm then scrape the remnants off the mirror and put it in a stew.

daniel Craig is a cuntwart. His face looks like a fanny which has received a rather bad case of leprosy and is enjoying bathing in its own fluidy goodness. the cunt!

cuntwart by kafwan August 19, 2009

cuntfart 

aka quefe - the sound of air being pushed into or out of a vagina, usually but not always during sex or fist fucking

When my girlfriend fucks herself with her whole hand, her pussy farts, and I told her that cuntfart sounds just like someone saying the word "Quefe"!

cuntfart by Springbreaker July 31, 2006

Cuntdar 

It's like gaydar- only instead of alerting you to a person's homosexual proclivities- it alerts you to the fact that they are a total, unadulterated CUNT.

Having cuntdar enables you to identify and avoid the cunt and their cunty minions.

Most are born with cundar but techniques of detection can also be learned.

Person 1: "I can't believe she cheated on Mike with seven different guys, including his best friend, before jilting him at the alter. I mean, she always seemed so......nice."
Person 2: "Nah, i knew she was a cunt the moment i set eyes on her."
Person1: "Oh yeah? You psychic? lol."
Person2: "No, i have cuntdar: I can clock a cunt within a five mile radius. No joke."

Cuntdar by Lilly O'shane August 20, 2013

cuntfart 

the sounds to describe the air coming out of yourvgina while getting your brains fucked out

he bent me over so hard i had to cunt fart

cuntfart by annemarie January 17, 2003