Professor Cuntburglar 

1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.

2. When high on marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.

How he shifts:

Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.

John: Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.

Professor Cuntburglar by HohohoMuthaFuckas February 1, 2010

Cunt burglar

A guy who steals his women from either their husbands or boyfriends.

He is such a cunt burglar, hes sleeping with that dudes wife.

Cunt burglar by thepun October 7, 2010

cuntburger 

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.

An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.

cuntburger by Guillermo March 31, 2004

cuntburgers 

Burgers that are to be placed inside of a woman's vagina to be eaten out of by random strangers.

I was with your mom last night, she made me some great cuntburgers!

cuntburgers by Anonymous51913 January 1, 2011

cuntburger 

Annoying female, especially with red hair. Red haired girls are usually the biggest cuntburgers.

Camryn Cohen is a cuntburger.

cuntburger by tallbrownindian June 29, 2015

Cumburglar 

N. A person who breaks into to your house and replaces the electronics with semen.

"Honey, come quick! I think we've been cumburgled! The cumburglar strikes again!"

Cumburglar by Jeffler St. Paul December 9, 2007

cunt burglar

1. A boyfriend who takes up all of your friend's time, making it impossible for the two you to hang out.

2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.

1. Susan and I used to hang out every weekend but that cunt burglar, Phil is taking all her time.

2. friend: Hey, Phil where's Susan?
phil: Gary got her.
friend: Argh that cunt burglar!

cunt burglar by fivesixace May 26, 2008