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A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.
An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.
by Guillermo March 31, 2004
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An insult that can be used in the place of b*tch, slut, or whore. Basically it's the same thing as cunt, but the word "burger" just makes it that much better.
Man! You're such a freaking cunt burger!

. . .what a cunt burger. . .
by Supaflyneese June 06, 2011
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Burgers that are to be placed inside of a woman's vagina to be eaten out of by random strangers.
I was with your mom last night, she made me some great cuntburgers!
by Anonymous51913 January 01, 2011
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Annoying female, especially with red hair. Red haired girls are usually the biggest cuntburgers.
Camryn Cohen is a cuntburger.
by tallbrownindian June 29, 2015
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the magically delicious roast beef mud flaps that hang off of your "virgin" girlfriend.
hey babe. you want romantic. i'll give you romantic. let me add some down south man meat to you deep fried cunt burger.
by Rey Rey December 30, 2004
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What a nasty vagina smells like during their period
Guy: "Natalie Portman's vagina is such a cuntburger ."
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A form of harsh pay out, often shortened to 'burger'.
'You're such a cunt-burger', or 'you're such a burger'
by Hunty76 May 09, 2006
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