cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009

Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

Isla Cuntarina by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntatudinal 

A usually bi-polar, Bitchy and just all around cunty individual, who no one enjoys spending time with.

Debra Spiller is being so cuntatudinal today over one little worksheet.

Cuntatudinal by debby-spillbilly March 13, 2017

cuntard 

Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.

You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.

cuntard by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005

Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.

Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.

Cuntartica by Lianachan March 5, 2004

cuntortionist 

A woman who uses her vagina or other orifices to hold sway over someone, or provide leverage that situations will play out in her favor.

She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.

cuntortionist by Ephemily December 30, 2013