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1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.
1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.
by Your Mom's Mom April 07, 2006
to be confused and retarded. retarded meaning dumb
That was a very contarted thing to do.
by Jessica Maria December 09, 2008