cunt muffle 

v. When a bitch of any type talks in a way that annoyes her superior partner. Thus the partner places a muffle over the cunts mouth to keep her from unextricating fowl comments denegrading society as a whole.

Hillary Clinton needs to be cunt muffled.

cunt muffle by Ryan McClure July 21, 2008

Cunt muffler 

A device that keeps some vaginas from making a whole bunch of noise when they're driving.

Man, put a cunt muffler on that bitch's snatch. It won't shut up.

Cunt muffler by Pollup January 14, 2008

Cunt Muffler 

A person's single redeeming quality that distracts from the fact they are a grade A douche fag.

"It took me a while to realise the only reason I like her was because she had a Cunt Muffling set of tits"

"The only reason he spends so much time working out at the gym is because his face is too ugly to be a Cunt Muffler"

Cunt Muffler by Spankie, EarlyDays March 27, 2015

Cunt Muffler 

A douche Knuckle

Matt: Danny, you're a cunt muffler

Cunt Muffler by Davidisabab May 4, 2017

cunt muffler 

a person who loves cars ect ect

also known as bitch wagon or a car that belongs to a bitch

what a cunt muffler that hoe is

cunt muffler by sarahjeanne November 23, 2004

blueberry cunt muffien 

A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.

Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.

blueberry cunt muffien by Schizo is effective February 12, 2018

cuntruffle

Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.


Then he died.



Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.

When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!

cuntruffle by Advil April 7, 2004