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cunt finder 

1. (n.) A lothario; a man who sexually exploits women;

2. (n.) A pimp;

3. (n.) One who happens upon a woman who turns out to be a total bitch.
1. Benjamin is a habitual cunt finder.

2. If you don't mind paying to get laid, you need to consult a cunt finder.

3. After a few minutes with that slut, he realized that he was about to become a cunt finder.
cunt finder by Rob Porter November 26, 2007
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Cunt Finger

This is the result of grappling with a rather potent haddock pasty, possibly one that hasnt been attended to for a few days. The smell of the ladies clam seems to impregnate the skin of your fingers and succeeds in lingering for up to two full days....even washing with scented soap does nothing to remove the stench.
Dave "Crikey, what on earth is that stench?"
Pete "I got Katy from accounts in a bowling ball grip after the pub last night and now have the worst case of Cunt Finger ever. Its even overpowering the curry I had afterwards!"
Cunt Finger by Frosty909 September 8, 2007

Five finger cunt punch 

When you’re fisting a girl while listening to 5fdp
Tony: yo i was listening to 5 finger death punch while fisting kayla
James: you five finger cunt punched her?

cuntfinger

The aroma found on the end of a person's fingers after fumbling around in a women's meatwallet(Pussy).
Woods had a pungeount case of the cuntfinger, after spreading Merideth's meatcurtains.
cuntfinger by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

Cuntfingeration 

Basically just a fancy term for women's masturbation
I was gonna study my geometry but I ended up doing
Cuntfingeration on my "pi" instead!

Cuntinder 

Jordan is a cuntinder he did something which only cuntinders can do which is be back2back jamindy, and now he whines and cries about it and ignores everyone and "pretends" he busy.
Cuntinder touches ducks which is very cunty
Cuntinder by Jordan is a cunt January 7, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026