Cundiffed 

Verb. Based on the missed field goal by Billy Cundiff to loose the AFC championship game against the Patriots. To fail in a pressure situation, especially when the task is easily accomplished. Synonymous to choking, or pulling a LeBron in the 4th quarter.

Jay: Man did you see that kick at the end of the New England/ Baltimore game?
John: Yeah the kicker really Cundiffed.

Cundiffed by fireturner February 11, 2012

Cundiffed 

The act of kicking or throwing the ball inaccurately, usually far to the left.

A: Did he nail the throw home from the outfield?
B: Nah, he Cundiffed it.

A: Did the Ravens win?
B: No, they got Cundiffed.

Cundiffed by Connexion March 7, 2012

Cundiffed 

The act of messing up the simpliest of tasks so badly, that you never get another opportunity to succeed.

Stanford had been rehearsing his presentation for days but when it came time to present, he cundiffed. The presentation completely missed its mark.

Cundiffed by John E NB February 19, 2012

Cuntified my dong 

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.

I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

Cuntified my dong by Richter ass June 29, 2011

Cunniffe

A Cunniffe (pronounced coo-niff) is a person that craves attention and submits ego articles to wikipedia about themselves. They often claim to be funny and like to dabble in stand up comedy but lack a sense of empathy to those around them, and as a result, are not very funny. They often pad their stories with lies to inflate their ego or to gain trust from others. May display psychopathic tendencies.

Watch out for Bob, he can be a huge Cunniffe sometimes.

Cunniffe by Occasional Genius July 19, 2016

Cunniffe

A successful businessman that has a big chode.

Look at Adrian, he is such a Cunniffe! Isn't he awesome.

Cunniffe by SSTuesday October 26, 2016

cuntified 

What happens to something whenever Minnesota State Senator Michelle Bachmann gets her hands on it, the majority of the time usually for the worse.

Wow, that referendum giving homosexual partners equal civil rights was sure cuntified quickly.

cuntified by Queery February 15, 2006