Cumputer 

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer 

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Cumwater 

A glass of water with ejaculate floating on top. Some people enjoy this tasty beverage.

That dude likes to drink cumwater.

Cumwater by DotaYodA January 12, 2010

cumquake 

A time when a dude cums inside a dude a girl's ass, and pulls her panties up at the last minute to avoid a cum pie.

Did u just cumquake me? My panties are so wet!

cumquake by DildoOfDarkness January 11, 2016

Cumputer 

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

Cumputer by Rofflez March 28, 2009

cumputer 

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

cumputer by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

fuck-a-cumquat 

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.

Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.

fuck-a-cumquat by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009