cumjested

an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.

also known as blowback

I caused that that women to be cumjested.

by Superman307 August 20, 2010

Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Cumlepted

When you jizz on chicks face and she smiles

Damn gerald i got acne from when you cumlepted

by Chase blackshire September 10, 2020

Cumbasted

Using a turkey baster of sperm to impregnate a female.

The disheartened wife had to be cumbasted since her husband was incapable of impregnating her.

by Rob "Wohali" Prahl November 9, 2016

Cumlepted

When you cum on her face

Dammit Harold I have acne from when you cumlepted me

by Cumlepted September 10, 2020

Cumlepted

When you cum on her face

Damb it Harold I have acne from when you cumlepted me

by Cumlepted September 10, 2020

cumsted

is a word with deep meaning among the tikka masala tribe in zimbabwes deep rain forest It means that something is holy so gud is cumsted but it has an normal version to among the rice people from china

all hail the cumsted chief!

by cumsted October 15, 2020