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cum digger

when someone is giving you a blowjob and after ejaculating in there mouth and they swallow it they use there toung to squeeze out the rest of your cum out of your urethra and swallow the rest of that.... it feels VERY good.
JOE: DUDE!!!! Clair just gave me the most amazing head last night
TONY: dude thats hella sick
JOE: but dude i just found out shes a cum digger!!!!
TONY: DUDE THATS THE BEST
DREW: SHUT THE FUCK UP
TONY: dude your moms a cum digger hahahahah and a filthy slut ahhahaha
DREW: tony... your grandma
TONY: no... dude stop thats not funny
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cumdodger 

When a girl says you can come on her face, then suddenly jerks her head to avoid the skeet.
I cant believe that cumdodging bitch didnt let me skeet skeet skeet goddamn!
cumdodger by Christian Robinson February 26, 2004
A female of the homosapiens who is only dating the male counterpart for frequent pick-up's and conveniences offered by the male who is a car owner.

Prounounced "Car-dig-ger"
Mike - My girlfriend broke up with me.
Jim - I always told you bro, when you get convicted for impaired driving and lose your license, you will lose your girl. That bitch has been a 'cardigger' her whole life.
Cardigger by ArsenicDaRapper September 2, 2009

bumdigger 

The act of digging in ones anus in search of goodies.
Joe is such a bumdigger, I wonder what he's looking for.
bumdigger by RGMichael April 18, 2011

cum digger

A woman that wants kids so bad that she just has sex with a man to get his cum to get pregnant.
She is just using him to get pregnant. She is a total cum digger.
cum digger by milkyjg April 10, 2008

cumbaggery 

A term used to describe a situation when people are fucking around, not getting anything done, and acting generally like cumbags, douchebags, fucktards, and dickwads.
"...but enough of this cumbaggery and skullduggery; I've got shit to do."
cumbaggery by kmj January 20, 2003
A woman who bounces really well on top during sex
That girl was a real cuntigger in bed last night
cuntigger by snickerdoodle13 June 26, 2019