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Cumboozled 

The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.
person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week

person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti
Cumboozled by dasNobody August 27, 2022
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Someone who listens to cum town
Do you think a women will ever get married to a cumboy?
cumboy by bustinsideme November 26, 2020

Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.
Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009
''I shot a cumbolt in her eye''
cumbolt by legalus January 5, 2008
Cambodian guy: hey have you been to Cambodia
Girl1: Yes, I would go to cumbodia again.
Cambodian guy: ah jm
Cumbodia by Lilbro101 October 15, 2023

Cumboarding 

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.
The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.
Cumboarding by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009