Definitions by MiTaiSter
Cumboarding
The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.
The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.
Cumboarding by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009
Ass foam
The result of explosive diarrhea that looks like a root beer float once it lays to rest in the toilet.