Cougar Stripe

Noun: An affectionate term used to define the wrinkles on the body of an older woman who is by definition a Cougar.

See: Cougar

Plural: Cougar Stripes

My son's friend told me he noticed my first cougar stripe

There was something about her cougar stripes that turned me on.

While I was hooking up with his mom, I noticed the cougar stripes on her ass.

I won't even touch an older woman unless she has substantial cougar stripes.

Cougar Stripe by Trav-L June 16, 2009

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cougar stripeing

Just like a Tiger stripe, except when a chick is on her period and it leaks out to the front of her panties.

Oh! Shit! I went down on this chick and she had the worst Cougar Stripeing I have ever seen. No Oxy-clean will get rid of that!

cougar stripeing by thederfluten April 24, 2011

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Related Words

Cougar Stripe • cougar stripeing • Cougar Death Strike • cougar • cigar • cougar bait • Cougar Cub • cougar crush • cagar • Cigar Cutter

Cougar Death Strike

Cougar death strike occurs when an older woman (cougar) pounces upon her unsuspecting toyboy and mauls him in an erotic and sensual way. Often the toyboy is pinned to the floor in this process. Can result in the a horrific number of lovebites to the chest and neck.

Emily: *cougar death strikes*

Harry: ahhhh im sorry ill be good dont eat me D:

Cougar Death Strike by Emp3/cheeseman66 March 25, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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