cubicular cancer 

What can happen after staying in a cubicle for more than 7 hours a day. Warning signs are numbness of the ass and the ass-ular region, an increase in body fat, and the loss of excitement for ones love life and loss of excitement for many hobbies which one found pleasurable prior to working in a cubicle. Cubicular cancer is curable if it is found before it spreads to the brain and testicles. It can be killed in this stage if the employee finds a new job, works out, goes golfing, and gets a girlfriend. When this cancer spreads to the brain it will cause uncurable adult ADD and severe depression, when cubicular cancer spreads to the brain it is usually deadly.

Guy 1: Hey, did you guys hear about Joe? He's got cubicular cancer!
Guy 2: No more late nights at work for me...

cubicular cancer by AppleiPodRoolz January 11, 2006

cubiculling 

The selective weeding out of undesirable employees under the guise of corporate downsizing.

Chet: Hey hey Brad, time to go smoke a few bow-- dude! Where's Brad?!

Herb: Victim of the latest cubiculling.

Chet: The latest what?

Herb: "Cubiculling." ... and you're probably next.

cubiculling by theDalaiLummox August 26, 2010

Cubiculous

If something is cube shaped it is cubiculous. Why I use this word I'm not quite sure. It doesn't make much sense and sounds funny. It also scares my friends, which is always fun.

Me: Look at that box! It's totally cubiculous!

People I around me: You need help.

Cubiculous by I Am Not a Hippie August 25, 2008

chubscular 

Muscular and a little chubby at the same time.

After not working out for a while, muscle-bound men who drink a lot and don't eat healthy will soon become chubscular over a period of time.

chubscular by SouloCutz March 24, 2010

cubiculture 

noun
1. The terms and other manifestations of human interaction used exclusively in the collective corporate environment.

Similar to the definition of culture in that it describes the social institutions of a particular group of people; in this case, those who work in and around cubicles or in a traditional corporate setting.

Cubiculture manifests itself in such terms such as:
"How's your bandwidth, Bobby?"
"We have some things coming down the pipeline."
"What's on your plate today?"

A very apt depiction of cubiculture can be found in the movie "Office Space":
"He's got a case of the Monday's"
"Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!"

cubiculture by Ian White September 11, 2008

Cubular 

A modern adjective describing an object possessing the shape of a cube. Also, a popular extension of the same naming convention of triangle, which has the adjective of triangular.

The cubular shape of the bookshelves.

Cubular by Olly Speed January 25, 2005

curricular cramming 

When teachers rush to fit everything in the curriculum because they didn't plan when to teach it ahead of time.

Hey, Ted, wanna hang out this weekend?
Can't. With all this curricular cramming I gotta study for my math final.

curricular cramming by Deetinator May 24, 2008