cubical whore

An individual who never leaves their cubical. Typically, the low man/woman in the office who gets stuck with all the tasks nobody else wants to do.

I haven't seen daylight all week, I'm such a cubical whore.

by brickmason May 23, 2009

cubic dollars

Having more money than your opponent -- Buying victory. Originated from Drag racing.

"The only substitute for cubic inches is cubic dollars."

by John Arnold January 23, 2006

cubic fuckton

A phrase to describe a lot of something.

"Wow, there's a cubic fuckton of people here!"

by Spyke March 26, 2004

cubic zirconia

A diamond-like synthetic stone. It is a bad idea to buy an engagement ring with one of these without informing your significant other. Such an action is considered acceptable grounds for divorice.

Mirna left him standing at the alter because she learned her "diamond" ring was actually cubic zirconia.

by Theonegirl August 20, 2007

Cubical Suicide

The random ice cubes that drop out of the freezer when you put your hand in to get a few pieces of ice.

(Someone else beat me to the word cubicide which is what I actually call it and would be another alternate definition for cubicide).

Everytime I go to chill my drink, there's that inevitable "cubical suicide".

by torileeo May 6, 2009

Cubic Hair

The vast quantities of hair found on Cuban genitals. Also known as cubes, this word originated from American government officials who inspected Cuban immigrants as they entered US borders.

Man in strip club: "Damn did you see all that pubic hair that stripper had"
Strippers father: "Excuse my daughter is Cuban so I would like it if you referred to her pussy hair as cubic hair."

by Chest Cube March 1, 2009

cubic fuckload

A cubic fuckload can refer to either mass or weight, kinda like how "fluid ounces" work.

If you took a standard Wal Mart supercenter and ripped the roof off, and filled it full of nacho cheese, a cubic fuckload of chips is how much you would need.

by m0laria April 23, 2006