Crysturbating 

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009

Casturbation

Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.

Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option

Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009

Crasturbating 

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

Crasturbating by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

Crapsturbating 

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.

I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.

Crapsturbating by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011

Cassturbation

1).The art of mastubation over a girl named Cass.
2). No meaning at all.

"Mmm, Cass was great in bed last night."
"j00 s3r10us? I C4ssturb4t3d"
"You really are a loser, aren't you?"
"Ys3"

Cassturbation by Eight Legged Freak March 2, 2004

Chatsturbating 

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

Chatsturbating by Regnisab September 15, 2009

Crabsturbating 

A method of masturbation in which a man repeatedly pinches the tip of his penis with his thumb and forefinger. Can be done with one or both hands. Also known as crabbing, the crab grab, the fiddlers whistle, and Daniels Song

"Auughh... Ooughh... I'm crabsturbating, crabsturbaaaaaaaation"

Crabsturbating by The Dumper February 12, 2009