Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
by Edo8! October 15, 2008
Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.
by TPH007 June 12, 2015
by HaleyDK January 31, 2006
When you're sad and you masturbate
by Buck June 17, 2006
Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.
by Cockdriller August 7, 2010
by somerandommexicanboi February 13, 2019
When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.
by having sex with a smile March 10, 2009