Urban Dictionary: crusty weasel

1.	crusty weasel
	a sex act in which you soak a live weasel in sperm, let it dry out so it becomes crusty. after that you insert this in you partners chosen hole and tape it shut. ( most will declaw their weasel as to not kill their partner ) dude i totally used that weasel we got from pets mart last week to give her i crusty weasel. i wonder if she took it out yet buy crusty weasel mugs & shirts sex weasel insert odd c++ pocket vagina pussy hot sex cunt cleveland steamer shit dirty sanchez alabama snatch cooter cookie cooch box vertical smile poop pink cookie hot carl fur burger cum cock pocket camel toe bear trap bearded clam yo yo smuggler yoni womens weapon wizard's sleeve wolly bolly wookie yeast pocket wonder bread willys haven wilt chamberlian's daily glove weiner wrap whisker biscuit wand waxer wet seal where uncle's doodle goes welly top wet mark wagon ruts venus butterfly vidgie vedgie velcro love triangle vag vacuum vulva tuna town clam children fun things to do to your ex by landcaster the anal master1337 Mar 26, 2009 add a video