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Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.
Girl 1: What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: That crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.
by that one guy that isn't you September 27, 2010