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One who weasels his melon while scooping his nuggets. Or when a girl has small breasts, she can sometimes be called a weasel melon.
Girl, you are suck a weasel melon! You need to grow them nug nugs.

Dude, I just weasel meloned myself
by The Grand Master of Melon August 23, 2010