It's like when a Sarah gets tons of jizz on her body and then uses cardboard paper to scrub it all off but it makes a cum-shield in the color of a glazed donut.

The semen is crustulating in Sarah's belly button

crustulating by Baby crusts January 25, 2014

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Crustrated

Crus.trat.ed adj.
Pronounced ˈkrə,strādəd'

When you're so hella stankbutt filthy that you get MAD about it.

Hangry is to hungry as Crustrated is to being dirty AF.

Bro: why you trippin bud? You're being pissy as a mf.
Bro2: sorry bro, I'm just Crustrated. I can smell my own balls from here. Gotta shower off this thicc ass booty stank.
Bro: shit. me2 bro

Crustrated by Dr. Dingus MD February 10, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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