dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster. by cibyl June 18, 2003

crutters 

A word to describe some reaaally ugly person. It has come from the words crusty and butters, combined to make the word 'crutters'.

Erggggh that boy is crutters. He must have hit every branch on the ugly tree when he was born.

crutters by BuffEnid February 8, 2005

Panty Cruster 

The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.

I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.

Panty Cruster by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

Clustershart

A gathering of continuous sharts. Like artillery in your pants.

Did you see John's clustershart aftermath?

Clustershart by bastont July 23, 2009

Crusterbushel 

When the sack is gross, wrinkling, greasy, and turning black. And a little crusty.

I got out of the shower, but noticed I forgot to take care of my crusterbushel.

Crusterbushel by Adam Wingerty April 24, 2010

Dry Cruster 

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.

No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more

Dry Cruster by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Crutters 

combined definition of butters and crusty. meaning ugly, really dry and unhygienic all at the same time.

a boy called farshad walks into a class room and this boy hasn't washed for a long time and he's ugly.
a girl called becky shouts out "errrrrr your bare crutters"

Crutters by RoastingYute November 23, 2014