crustache 

a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.

Like my crustache?

crustache by Bizarrett February 4, 2003

crustache 

The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.

Zach's dad finally made him Nair his crustache, he looked like a queer!

crustache by BFish December 11, 2002

crustache 

A poorly grown mustache that accurs from lack of motivation to shave.

Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.

"dude did see tommy's crustache it totally awesome." "i cant wait for mine to grow in."

"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."

"nice crustashe lazy ass."

crustache by hexnfx August 5, 2009

Crustache 

(n) When a man ejaculates on another man's mustache and then doesn't clean it off, alowing it to dry.

man 1: "Gee wiz it sure is a boring day with nothing ta do."
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why don't I give you a crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"

Crustache by Ostangspagootti May 18, 2016

Crustache 

A crusty little mustache that can't be grown full enough to be dubbed a full fledged mustache. Usually worn by teenagers or white trash Joe Dirt types that cant grow facial hair but wont take mother natures no for an answer.

Wow look at the crustache on that dirtball over there.

Crustache by Wordy wordington May 17, 2018

crustache 

A crusty, messy, weird looking mustache.
Mustaches that have lint and crumbs in them.

Guy 1: "See that geezer over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Guy 1: "See all those crumbs in his mustache? Now that, my friend, is a crustache."

crustache by »AJH« July 20, 2010

crustache 

A "moustache" of dried blood and snot, often peppered with boogers. Worn mainly by children under five years.

"Hollis! You are not going to church wearing a crustache!"

crustache by "Sweet" Chubby July 7, 2006