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2 definitions by »AJH«

A crusty, messy, weird looking mustache.
Mustaches that have lint and crumbs in them.
Guy 1: "See that geezer over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Guy 1: "See all those crumbs in his mustache? Now that, my friend, is a crustache."
by »AJH« July 19, 2010
A place or event filled with hot chicks.
Kind of like a picnic is an event with lots of food
Trick referring to a girl or hoe
Guy1: "Dude, that concert was a tricknic."
Guy2: "Did you at least feast on some chicks?"
by »AJH« March 26, 2010