Crustaceous Cheapskate 

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

Crustaceous Cheapskate by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

Crustaceous 

a word describing the crusty nature of something.

"You're about as crustaceous as a crab!"

Crustaceous by The Lilster January 22, 2023

Crustaceous Period

When you poop and don't wipe and just sit there for a while.

"When did the Poopasaurus live again?"
"That was in the Crustaceous period."

Crustaceous Period by W0lfen April 4, 2021

Crustaceous 

1.) The last bit of time that peninosaurs walked the earth.
2.) A scab-like period, in which the poor girl bleeds clotted blood wads, that are...you guessed it... "crusty."

"Her Crustaceous period, caused her to bleed even more, as it cut her insides"

Crustaceous by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

Crustaceous 

Aldo

Aldo is crustaceous

Crustaceous by Taetoosexy January 22, 2024