Crunkmas 

Originating in Richmond, BC, it is a celebration held in January where adults get together after the busy Christmas Holiday season and drink & eat completely way too much. Often times there will be vomiting, noise complaints and ridiculous drunken shenanigans. Every year there is different theme.

I can't wait for Crunkmas again this year, it's gonna be off the hizzy!

Crunkmas by A to the D December 23, 2013

Crunkville 

Another name for Charlotte, North Carolina

Also known as the QC or tha Queen City

I'm spendin tha week wit my fam in Crunkville.

Crunkville by CrUnkville's FyNest August 26, 2005

crunkball 

To play kickball in such a fashion as to get mad crunk while doing so.

Jerry forgot his name after playing four stright sessions of crunkball with his friends.

crunkball by KRJ July 2, 2007

crunkball 

the sport of getting crazy drunk. does not necessarily have to have another context or purpose. can solely be for the purpose of getting fucked up.

a bar has 25 cent beer specials. therefore, it is the ideal venue for crunkball...........

crunkball by DJ Crunkball October 31, 2009

Designated Crunkmaster 

1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.

2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.

Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.

"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"

"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"

Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.

This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.

Designated Crunkmaster by too school for cool January 24, 2012

crackmail 

crackmail is what it is called when a woman, uses her crack to shut a moaning husband, boyfriend up when he finds out something she didn't want known.

Steve: So, what happened when you confronted your missus about doing that hardcore porno behind your back, when she was supposed to be going to see her ill Mother?
Dave: I got crackmailed by the Bitch.

crackmail by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 22, 2008

crunkalicious 

the word used for a piece of food which tastes incredible when your heavily intoxicated

that taquito was crunkalicious

crunkalicious by jose luis fargus gomez February 12, 2006