Crunchy

When your heart almost explodes because someone or something is so god damn cute

Reina is making me so god damn crunchy I got light headed!!!

by Hgtvkml March 31, 2020

Crunchy

When someone say something that's bad as hell and/or sucks ass and it ain't funny

Boy:Hey guys wanna hear a joke

Friends:Sure

Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell

Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy

by xIm_goat_kidx May 2, 2018

crunchy

eternal sadness :(

"don't you ever feel crunchy?"
"yeah i do"

by crunchy_munchy June 27, 2021

Crunchy

Preppy upper class white/nerdy. Golfs on weekends. Polos and short shorts. Refers to his whip as his car.

That's a crunchy ass mother fucker.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.

by A5ianNati0n September 13, 2019

Crunchies

Any kind of chips

I got the crunchies, I haven't had any since last time.

by Jussomewiidwoulddofine August 30, 2022

Crunchies

Basically the "Munchies" as a result of smoking marijuana but, instead, as a result of smoking cigarettes.

Guy 1: Man, I got the crunchies from smoking that cig in the car....
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm starving....

by KaiserX July 7, 2015

Crunchy

When someone looks crusty and like they just got out of bed. When one looks so cute that it’s not cute; when used along the word cute it means your cute but kinda ugly. (Fun insult not to be taken seriously)

She looks cute and crunchy.

by Crispy Dodo April 5, 2021