Any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. Usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.
by Jd Mustain February 22, 2010
A vegetarian.
by Harriet M. July 28, 2017
by Fat_boy_slim_shady October 8, 2008
Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.
by City Lad July 18, 2008
One whose primary vocation is dealing with numeric data. Examples of professions that might be referred to as number crunchers are accountant, data processor, statistician, mathemetician, etc.
by Rod Brock May 15, 2006
A surprise sideways leap by an individual delivered to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating a new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulation of mindfulness in the recipient in order to gain a new awareness. The bemusement to the individual may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. He was badly in need of a leap cruncher.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.
by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020
by Bubba D March 22, 2008