6 definitions by Gary Schroeder
Surprise sideways leap by an individual to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulating of mindfulness of the recipient in order to gain new awareness. The bemusement of the recipient may last minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. Dave delivered a lasting physical leap cruncher.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.
by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020
Dave ate at Taco Bell and trumped all the way home. I let a really loud and particularly odiferous trump.
by Gary Schroeder July 19, 2021
A Virtual Leap Cruncher (VLC) is a metaphysical experience whose purpose is to disrupt the focus and concentration of a remote individual by another person with specific training and sufficient experience to deliver the disruptive force through a leap of the mind which is capable of transcending the barriers of space and time. A VCL is not intended to inflict physical or mental harm but rather is designed to disorient the recipient via an unexpected metaphysical encounter (the crunch) elevating the recipient to a new plane of awareness. The new insights gained by the recipient may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or a lifetime.
1. Dave delivered a virtual leap cruncher that confused Gary for two hours.
2. I was hesitant to deliver a virtual leap cruncher.
2. I was hesitant to deliver a virtual leap cruncher.
by Gary Schroeder November 23, 2020
A Leap Cruncher delivered with additional metaphysical intensity causing the recipient to drop whatever he or she is holding or carrying with such force that it resembles a small earthquake. The first Eureka Leap Cruncher, or as it became known, the “Earthquake Leap Cruncher”, is named for the city of Eureka, CA where it was delivered with the equivalent of an earthquake measuring 10.0 on the Richter Scale.
The Eureka Leap Cruncher caught Gary off guard and caused him to drop his armload of important documents.
by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020
The Meadow takes its name from a small one bedroom house located in Port Townsend, WA where young men could reside, visit, discuss life, politics, adventure, romance, lust, expectations, rejection, loss or unrequited love in a safe, creative, comfortable and collegial environment. ‘The Meadow’ is no longer that place of young broken hearts but it is a cordial nurturing atmosphere that can exist in any physical location at any time, day or night, that fits the ‘The Meadow’ criteria where good friends can gather to share, argue, confer, comment, present, propose or put forth matters of the heart or other subject matter that is important to the participants.
There is a meeting at The Meadow tonight.
It is time to schedule a meeting at The Meadow. I’ll make some calls.
I remember that discussion group at The Meadow before our graduation trip. I didn’t tell my Dad where we were going. He was gone back to Eureka the next day when we got back.
It is time to schedule a meeting at The Meadow. I’ll make some calls.
I remember that discussion group at The Meadow before our graduation trip. I didn’t tell my Dad where we were going. He was gone back to Eureka the next day when we got back.
by Gary Schroeder December 17, 2021
A surprise sideways leap by an individual delivered to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating a new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulation of mindfulness in the recipient in order to gain a new awareness. The bemusement to the individual may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. He was badly in need of a leap cruncher.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.
by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020