5 definitions by Jeff-fu
When the pilot lands your flight by slamming the plane on to deck as if to engage a tail hook to prevent rolling into the sea.
by Jeff-fu September 8, 2019
An otherwise nondescript person who pretentiously believes herself to be a geek, just because it's cool.
That suit's a VP of MIS at an insurance company and thinks he's the pied-piper of high-tech. Newsflash: ain't nobody can't see he's a geekster except his fellow wannabees.
by Jeff-fu June 10, 2010
Short for "granola cruncher"
Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.
by Jeff-fu October 8, 2009
Cash for Clunkers (the latest attempt at jump-starting the economy by having the federal government guarantee a minimum trade-in value for certain cars).
J: How much did you get for your '94 Ford Exploder?
C: I got $4500 from C4C when I bought a new hybrid Escape.
C: I got $4500 from C4C when I bought a new hybrid Escape.
by Jeff-fu July 7, 2009
When Grandma saw that little Jeff had made a mess of the neatly stacked newspapers, she exclaimed "you little shitpot! I just spent an hour redding-up that room!"
by Jeff-fu November 20, 2005