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Crumping 

Walking over freshly fallen snow; so called because of the ‘crump’ noise that your footsteps make as you walk. Note: This is totally different to Trumping which is stamping over everything while talking loudly of things you know nothing about.
The clouds have cleared away, let’s go crumping.
Crumping by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
a dance that started appearing in LA clubs, which was originally done by clowns (no lie!). it was popularized in the missy elliot video, "i'm really really hot."
damn look at them kids crumpin on the floor.
crumpin by tre September 11, 2004

Crumpin Off 

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off
“Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

“Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”
Crumpin Off by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018
Expressing your blackness through out of control body movements, to much for a white person to handle
he wuz crumpin' so hard last night, all them crackas were staring
crumpin' by Gavit January 7, 2010
1) When your girlfriend or any other girl of interest including a potential bang or even your mother starts bitchin, complaining, nagging, or failing to know her role. In most cases, there is no reason for this act of crumpin and it usually comes out of nowhere.

2) Any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female's dirty mouth.

3) An accumilation of bitching. Even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, "Stop crumpin. You sound like my girlfirend."
Girlfriend: "Where are you. I thought we were supposed to eat lunch together today. Seriousy, I'm getting sick of this. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa."

You: "Bitch...stop your fuckin crumpin'. I'm playin (insert your game of choice {ex: FIFA/Madden} here.) I'll see you later."
Crumpin' by Andrew and David December 23, 2007

Booty Crumpin' 

The instance of a set of buttocks jiggling uncontrollably, esp. during sex.
Ben: "That looks like some booty crumpin' to me, man."
Chris: "Oh fuck, yeah."
Booty Crumpin' by mckrider November 6, 2009