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A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.
Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.
by ilbisaac August 14, 2005
Great style of dancing, preformed be a select few, preferably to rap or techno beats.
Whenever Alex and squirrel turn on some techno or rap beats, kitty kat is always crumping around, while wearing her crumping shoes.
by kitty kat :3 December 23, 2009
Verb: As opposed to the form of dance spelled with a K, crumping is the act of putting your hands in your pockets and grabbing someone through your pants. Additional points are given for rhyming by way of crumping someones rump, jumping into a crump, or crumping Donald Trump.
I'm gonna crump Denise right now.
*puts hands in pockets, grabs denise*
Denise: WHAT THE HELL!?
Me: You've been crumped. I love crumping.
by rumpcrump3000 February 28, 2011
Crumping is a conjunction of the words: crusty and humping
John and Mary were found crumping in the corner.
by MaChar August 14, 2013
A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.
In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.
by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016
A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.
In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.
by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016
The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.
Man that was the worst crumping I have ever seen, you were as fresh as just out of the packet.
by Dragonwars11 January 20, 2009
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