Cumlette 

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

Cumlette by phunneh February 11, 2010

Cumletting 

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."

Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.

Cumletting by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018

Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.

Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

Russian Cumlette by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022

crumblette 

(noun) : a fragment, especially of something baked (as bread), that is too small to be picked up by pinching between the finger and thumb; a crumb of a crumb

Please wipe the crumblettes off the table.

Person 1: Could someone get me a towel? These crumbs are too small to be picked by pinching them between my finger and thumb.
Person 2: Sure, I'll get you a towel to wipe up those crumblettes.

crumblette by Breaker Breaker the Word Maker December 23, 2010

warm crummett 

When one dumps a Dr.Pepper into their anal cavity, lets it fizz inside them, and then releases it onto their partner's face

Jean, if you give me another warm crummett I swear I'm leaving for good next time!

warm crummett by willycosby69420 September 18, 2023

crumpetto 

crumpetto loves sasha from aot and is a funny person they’re also a really great artist !!

“hey do you know crumpetto ??”

“yeah i do !! did you know they have a crush on hop pop ?!”

“no way !!”

crumpetto by sumireslover September 15, 2021

Crumlet 

One who is disguistingly persistent.One who has horrible manners and cannot contain themselves.Its is of great insult to be called this.

Mark: You got any cigaretts?
Mark: hey give me a cig man!
Mark: can i have a lighter?
Mark: you got any gum?
Ryan: CALM DOWN YOU CRUMLET!

Crumlet by imprezarpm July 8, 2006