a term of endearment used by sexy azn hunnies to describe their beautiful manfriends.
I ♥ my crotchy ^^ he bought me Gucci!
by UR Crotch April 21, 2009
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Taking a picture of your crotch and posting it to social media, similar to a selfie but with crotches
"Hey, take a look at my newest crotchy pic on instagram"
by Dawnoreo December 6, 2013
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A character from the game Postal 2, depicted as costume of literal cock and balls.
"You think you can take Crotchy down?"
by Mr Mewtwo April 3, 2022
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A selfie of your crotch

(Crotch+selfie)
After gemma had taken her shower,she came upon the idea of a crotchie
by Peewee-hermanizer September 14, 2014
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A selfie that is taken directly of the crotch.
He asked for a picture, so I totes sent him a crotchie!
by Mojon Cerote October 23, 2017
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one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do
Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.
by kgkv June 2, 2014
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when u have little rodents running around in your crotch, it feels wierd, REALLY WIERD
dude i have to say my crotchies are itchin like a bitch
by aubrey langeland May 6, 2003
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