the area of the body which, when hit, cause those watching to laugh hysterically.
The video of that guy getting whacked in the crotch by a line drive just cracks me up!
by kraw-ch aka ooooowwwwwwwwww October 13, 2003
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The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.
Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)
by ep42 April 24, 2009
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A non-gender bias replacement for swear words.
Crotches be crazy!, Crotchfucker!, Quit Crotchin'!, Don't crotch out on me!
by Seedy Tea October 12, 2011
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(verb) to grip or hold something with the inner thighs while sitting in order to leave one's hands free. This is almost always done in a vehicle with a fast food item, such as a beverage or carton of fries.
We're out of cup holders; looks like I'll have to crotch my root beer.
by sambarnes February 16, 2008
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when you're riding in a car with a drink in your hand and you have nowhere to set it down, so you put it in your crotch so you don't have to hang on to it anymore.
"I had nowhere to put my drink so i had to crotch it so i could smoke a cigarette."
by Mike C. February 4, 2005
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the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.
Tawfi2’s crotches are the best said Saja.
by Tawfiq loves saja August 1, 2018
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Where men congregate at a bar or club. The “cool guycorner.
Look at all of those Chipsters and Chads hanging in the crotch of the Sports Corner Grill after the Cubs game!
by Blond Amazon June 18, 2007
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