Crop dusting

The art of silently farting as you pass a crowd of people thus leaving them to smell the sweet aroma.

Damn, did Johnny just fart as he walked by? Yes he did! He was crop dusting us!

by sirfart September 26, 2011

Crop dusted

Passing gas in the aisle of a store. Farting in an aisle with no customers present.

I had bad gas from lunch while shopping at Safeway. I crop dusted while walking past the seafood section.

by D.C. Clown June 14, 2017

Crop Dusting

the act of throwing cornstarch onto your genitals to cool them down after spending hours performing an aggressive act of work, exercise or standing.

Hey! Don't use the cornstarch in the bathroom for the soup as I need it for Crop Dusting.

Oh my god! Did you notice the ball flavor in that sauce? I bet that box of cornstarch was used for Crop Dusting!

Excuse me but I cannot walk, hike, bike any further until I do some Crop Dusting.

by CookingOneUp April 15, 2011

Crop dusted

Somebody sprays the literal shit while near you

Liliana: John I told you not to crop dust me

John : what I'm not allowed to shit my pants sorry I Crop dusted You damm

by Themcchickenhouse101 March 8, 2018

Crop dusting

Farting while walking
Kinda what a train does

Oh my God I was crop dusting on the way to work and while walking through the building
The train was crop dusting so much steammmm

by X6666X April 11, 2016

Crop Dust

The use of "Shake" or leftover weed dust in the end of a bag to sprinkle over a full bowl pack

Dude, i just crop dusted that last bowl and i got so blasted

by Nikki P Sixx January 17, 2007

crop dust suicide

When you accidentally fart as you are sitting down to poop and you have your head in the fumes!

I heard Jeff gagging in the bathroom and I assumed he committed crop dust suicide!

by Bigrow January 29, 2016