Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

make your babies crosseyed by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

carnival cruise 

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013

Valley Cruise

To drive through the Cuyahoga Valley National Park late at night. Most people smoke marijuana, during the drive.

Valley Cruise, Smoke Ride,

Valley Cruise by Caitiegirly February 4, 2009

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

ur aunt a croissant by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018