Coaning 

The grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. Describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. Usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don't each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.

Abbie's doing my head in today, she can't stop f*cking coaning. I wish she'd go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.

Coaning by Rabid Pidgeon November 4, 2009

reverse crowning 

The act of fully inserting one's cranium into a women's vagina and ideally crawling into her womb. It is the reverse of the birthing process, specifically crowning. It is advisable to cover one's head in a balloon of some sort in order to maximize pleasure.

Guy: Dude, I want to finger that chick.
Experienced Friend: No man, you gotta try reverse crowning.

reverse crowning by AverageJoe93 September 25, 2011

Creaning 

The practice of pulling a scholarship from a college athlete(s) in order to open up a scholarship for a more highly valued recruit.

With all the Creaning going on at IU, it might turn players off from going there.

Creaning by Chief Illiniwek April 29, 2009

Crowning the Throne 

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

Crowning the Throne by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

creaning 

Kicking a player off of a team because you think you have a better one to take his place.

With zero scholarships available, but a 0 star prospect verballing, it was time for the IU basketball program to do some house Creaning by kicking off a kid who was told he would be the next D-Wade only a year earlier.

creaning by Flex Chesterson April 29, 2009

Crowning

When you feel your turd is pushing

I got to use the toilet, my turd is crowning

Crowning by styn99 March 18, 2014

Creaning 

Spending so much time at the tanning salon that your skin appears orange.

After another session of creaning, he looked like a cross between Tom Arnold and an Oompa Loompa.

Creaning by illinoisportsfan April 30, 2009