Crysterbate 

The art of crying while you masturbate.

Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster

Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006

Crysterbation 

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

Crysterbation by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

crysturbate 

Masturbating and crying and the same time.

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."

crysturbate by HaleyDK July 16, 2008

clitterbate 

When a girl masturbates primarily with the clitoris. She stimulates the clitoris until she arrives at orgasm.

Jennie: Hey Jeff, I have to go home
Jeff: How come?
Jennie: My parents aren't home, and I really want to clitterbate.
or
Jennie: Oh man, I had the best orgasm last night
Jeff: Oh? Why is that?
Jennie: I clitterbated, best orgasm of my life

clitterbate by jryanc333 October 29, 2009

crasturbate 

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.

last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated

crasturbate by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005

Camsterbate

The act of mastermating on cam.

I barged in on Tom camsterbating with Susan and Janet. I didn't know they liked to camsterbate.

Camsterbate by CromwellsWorld April 18, 2009