crasterbation

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"

"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."

by Jorpy12 June 18, 2006

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

Crasterbate

After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.

by Minerva T. Lodge October 24, 2007

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 7, 2007

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 7, 2007