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Crying and masturbating at the same time.
Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation
by Anonymous November 07, 2003
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Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
by Jorpy12 June 18, 2006
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masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks
"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.
by Hillman January 20, 2006
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Crasterbation is when you masturbate too much and then you have to decide about coming later as you've been spanking the monkey too frequently.
I was crasterbating this morning and had no problem getting a woody but since I crasterbate everyday of the year I understand why I wasn't able to cum. To crasterbation is to pull the pud.
by Professor PMS December 26, 2014
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The art of evasively jerking off in a high school computer lab.
Look at that guy in the computer lab wacking it to gay porn! He has definitely mastered the art of Crasterbation...
by Crassmaster9000 September 16, 2014
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