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2.
Crisco is a lard substitute that can be found in a large can, and it is also a term used to describe a woman with a large booty.

Although not immediately apparent, they can both be described as "fat in the can".
You: "How you doin', Crisco?"
Her: "Why you callin' me Crisco?"
You: "Cuz you fat in the can!"
by ButcherMonkey January 25, 2004
 
1.
Lubricant used in fisting.
The bouncer at Joey's Bar where gays hung out always knew what Louie wanted since he always carried a three pound can of crisco with him.
by Richard Black March 28, 2005
 
3.
A vegetable shortening-based lard substitute. Also, a sex toy.
Hotmaster J has a dual use for crisco, as he can eat it and then use it to pleaseure himself.
 
4.
Quite simply put....Fat in the can.
See that chick over there......You can call her crisco, cause shes fat in the can.
by Richie Ricardo May 27, 2005
 
5.
Describes an overweight woman with a fat ass.
Look at that girl's huge ass. She's like Crisco: Fat in the can.
by dan422 August 20, 2009
 
6.
to be slick in any situation like a ninja

also its a ghetto scrub who is very sneaky
but the main def is its a the black Juggalo
yo my name is crisco bitch juggalo fo life whoop whoop
by Crisco da blacc juggalo February 03, 2011
 
7.
Disgustingly obese white person.
His bumper sticker said, "No Criscos, no Skeletans".
by wombat248 December 17, 2013