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crinkle cut

1. a synonym to cool 2. a way to cut things (like carrots, french fries, and pickles) to make them cooler and more appealing
a: dude! i just got a new band t-shirt!
b: crinkle cut.
crinkle cut by daniellepf January 11, 2009

crinkle cut hoe bag 

A woman who twists her face up to try and be good looking in selfies but looks like an used pack of potato chips instead
Jazmine has a crinkle cut hoe bag face with her selfies today
crinkle cut hoe bag by SavageBP November 4, 2017

crinkle cut hoe bag 

A person who always twists their face in a weird way in selfies in order to look attractive but fails..instead looks like a half eaten bag of chips.
Jazmine looks like a crinkle cut hoe bag today with that horrible lipstick
crinkle cut hoe bag by SavageBP November 3, 2017

Crinklecut 

Used to describe a woman's. Extremly jagged labia. Resembling a "crinkle cut" French fry. Typically considered unattractive and undesirable.
Dude 1: Did you finally get to tag Amy last night?

Dude2: Yeah but I don't think I would go there again. Bitch has a nasty, stank ass crinklecut!

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026