We are about to get crinkle.
by Degeneration X February 27, 2012
Horrible feeling in your gut when you eat bad food and know you will soon have to poop or fart, probably a lot. Not a good thing to have.
by Rev. Link March 15, 2008
An elderly person, esp. those who exhibit negative effects of old age - loose fitting skin, crankiness, limited mobility, etc.
by m f November 12, 2007
by Jon January 24, 2005
An old man who has shrivelled and wrinkly ball sacks. They have uncontrollable asthma and no toes. They fell off in the Vietnam war.
Can also describe people who go down allyways and deal drugs late at night.
Can also describe people who go down allyways and deal drugs late at night.
"Look at that old sad sack of shit, bet hes got the crinkles"
"I just saw some crinkles doing the shit business, no good man"
"I just saw some crinkles doing the shit business, no good man"
by Rickyberwicksbollocks105050 November 1, 2019
Its a crush but less. Very common in Christian camps, similar to a camp crush. Its a crush but not as hard. You're intrigued but not completely interested.
Flicster 1: Hey guys who are your crinkles
Flicster 2: I like Payton and Hannah and Abby
all the girls present: omg no Im not gonna tell u. OMG why would I share that. Hahaha I don't even have one what do you mean? Lol mine is Kelelr Cox HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but yeah Im not gonna tell u. What are yours tho?
Flicster 2: I like Payton and Hannah and Abby
all the girls present: omg no Im not gonna tell u. OMG why would I share that. Hahaha I don't even have one what do you mean? Lol mine is Kelelr Cox HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but yeah Im not gonna tell u. What are yours tho?
by wordonthestryeet May 4, 2020
A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
by userbits March 7, 2010