Guy 1: I saw you talking to that hot chick all night, did you get her number?
Guy 2: No because at the last minute some d-bag stepped in and told her he's a doctor, but I know he's not because I saw him working the drive-thru the other day.
Guy 1: You got Suarezed.
One step further than getting crunk
My roommate went to the bar last night, but got so crinkled he never came home.
Rehabilitation for the knee.
I sprained my knee on the dance floor doing the robot so now my PT is sending me through kneehab.
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