When your given name is Mitchel Tassone, and you somehow happen to hit a car full of children, and additionally cause that car full of kids to crash into a house. This can also be further regarded as the Findon Incident, 88 Critenden road 20/09/23.
Goddamnit, I somehow managed to hit a car full of kids and made them crash into a house causing thousands in damage, I'm a criminal! Wow, this is a real Mitchel Tassone moment (Seek futher of Mitchel Tassone)
by Yutomon September 20, 2023
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Someone who does stuff that is unaccepted by society and the court of law that gets booked into prison
Criminals turn faggots after a few weeks in prisons how can they not seeing men all day
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021
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n. Someone who does not have the financial means/power to hire a capable lawyer.
A: "hey thats a criminal"
B: "Oh yeah? wat did he do?"
A: "He couldn't afford a lawyer"
by KYJC October 1, 2007
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The art of engaging in mischevious behavior that often is misconstrued as a common crime.
Last night we all snuck into the football stadium and had some fun with the PA system. Classic crimin' at its best.
by Bungalow Bill July 27, 2002
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A homosexual in extreme denial, since anyone who goes to jail will definitely get raped by members of the same sex.

Incarceration and capital punishment being inadequate deterrents for persons to commit crime, the thrill of being raped is the only motive.
"Hey man, I'm a businessman, I sell dope, I sell coke, I sell phet, I sell ket. I make my money the way the streets demand."

"No, you're a criminal, and we're going to fuck you until your asshole looks like a whale's blowhole."
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
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A hack, of various forms including political, used against a person who's rich or abundant in money.
"Our government is run by criminals."
by Dave January 15, 2004
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Criminal, hood ass, half blacc, half viet kid from west pittsburg.
c4_CriMinaL ...hood niggah form west pittsburg...
by DADDY February 22, 2005
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