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To blantantly ignore someone
Jennifer asked Jacquelyn how the John Mayer concert was and she totally cricketed her.
by monagram September 25, 2006
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Someone who talks behind your back, but when your around they have nothing to say.
Person# 1 "Tim said he thinks your a
loser and he really doesnt like you"

Person #2 " he never says anything to
me"

Person #1 "yep, hes a cricket!"
by Castro7051 November 19, 2013
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Quietness that is unexpected or sudden. Especially when the audience doesn't understand. A time when you'd expect only to hear crickets, due to the silence. A slow lonely time
You could hear a pin drop.
1)Were you busy at work? Nah, it was crickets.

2) He told a joke which nobody understood. Then it was crickets.
by nnely September 24, 2012
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when one of two parties are speaking on the telephone past ten p.m. when one of the parties asks a question that could or could not be life changing. the opposite party reacts in a way that could only be described by the sounds of crickets.
ben husband: hey madi, i dont know where your heart is. why are you acting this way? i love you and i want us to be together.

madi wife: *no response hence the use of crickets*

ben husband: stop giving me those crickets and tell me how you feel.
by cheesemachine December 06, 2009
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A penis that is bigger in width than in length that squirts out cum uncontrollably. Ususally used as an insult.

Also see chode and boner
U r a cricket!
That guy has a cricket!
by Queeqwam November 22, 2003
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One cool ass chic who is twice the man than all the men she has met.
Whoa.. she dumped his faking, perpetrating, side busting, shady, some timey (sometimes it’s chics sometimes it’s dicks), GOP ass like a cricket.
by ceejay76 July 27, 2012
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When a person cracks a joke, or says something ridiculous, that really isn't funny at all, or is just really ridiculous, and every person surrounding him/her is in complete utter silent to the point where he/she can actually start to hear non-existing crickets.
Brian: Hey I know what I want to be when I grow up!!
Manager: What now Brian?
Brian: A soccer player!!
Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"
by Supermarket Worker February 09, 2011
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