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One cool ass chic who is twice the man than all the men she has met.
Whoa.. she dumped his faking, perpetrating, side busting, shady, some timey (sometimes it’s chics sometimes it’s dicks), GOP ass like a cricket.
by ceejay76 July 27, 2012
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When a person cracks a joke, or says something ridiculous, that really isn't funny at all, or is just really ridiculous, and every person surrounding him/her is in complete utter silent to the point where he/she can actually start to hear non-existing crickets.
Brian: Hey I know what I want to be when I grow up!!
Manager: What now Brian?
Brian: A soccer player!!
Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"
by Supermarket Worker February 09, 2011
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when one of two parties are speaking on the telephone past ten p.m. when one of the parties asks a question that could or could not be life changing. the opposite party reacts in a way that could only be described by the sounds of crickets.
ben husband: hey madi, i dont know where your heart is. why are you acting this way? i love you and i want us to be together.

madi wife: *no response hence the use of crickets*

ben husband: stop giving me those crickets and tell me how you feel.
by cheesemachine December 06, 2009
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Someone who talks behind your back, but when your around they have nothing to say.
Person# 1 "Tim said he thinks your a
loser and he really doesnt like you"

Person #2 " he never says anything to

Person #1 "yep, hes a cricket!"
by Castro7051 November 19, 2013
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verb. to purposely ignore a phone call or text message in an attempt to seem cooler or more important that the sender
Bear: Hey chopper, you should text that slut Brittany that you banged last night.
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me.

Bear: slut
Chopper: that's right
by buzzw September 11, 2012
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1. A male that makes more noise than everyone else to attract women.
2. A male driving alone with the windows down and the volume all the way up.
Steve is giving me a headache with all that loudmouth talking. The man's a cricket; what do you expect?
by DJ Esca September 14, 2010
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a word used to disguise smoking weed with others. (eg. cricket = the act of smoking weed, an over = one sitting, a bat = one cone)
i batted four times in one over of cricket yesterday (i smoked four cones in one sitting yesterday)
by I. M. Baked January 30, 2010
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