Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 5, 2009

Credit Crunch

A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.

Chris : Alright mate, can you borrow me a score so I can buy some weed??

Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!

by jools222 June 11, 2008

credit crunched

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

by monstermere January 15, 2009

Credit Crunch

The best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped clusters.

Ian: "Hey Jim, what you having for breakfast?"
Jim: "Oh Ian, I'm having some Credit Crunch!"

by Calum yiken? March 31, 2009

Credit Crunch

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009

Credit Crunch

A delicious and delightful cereal which will send your tastebuds to the moon. However, it is very expensive and costs pounds,pounds,pounds. Yes. Three pounds

Jak : " I'm hungry, what should we have for breakfast?"
Mom : " We're out of fuckin oreo's. We'll have to have some credit crunch!"

by J Dizzle foshizzle October 18, 2008

credit crunch

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

by honkhiam April 28, 2010